Okay, porn got banned in India. Again.
But don’t worry, all of you don’t have to panic as this is only a sticky situation for Jio users. Maybe Jio has realized the bandwidth they can save and the unborn kids.
Luckily, I’m on Airtel. But still, I can completely relate with my friends who are on the Jio network. I feel your pain guys. That’s why I’m here with 8 things you can do to continue watching porn, after what Jio did.
1. Switch to Airtel
This was the first thing that came to my mind when I found out about this hideous move, that Jio played. It’s very easy to switch to Airtel or any other mobile network. And hey, they offer almost the same plans like Jio. So don’t sweat, just switch. I think Airtel should come-up with a new campaign saying: “We don’t BLOCK what you love.”
2. Get Broadband
Forget about Jio banning porn, and tell me, how long are you planning to watch porn on your mobile? I think its high time for you to upgrade and get a broadband connection. I know it isn’t fair but it is fast, and it is certainly better than Jio because ISP would never block all the porn sites.
3. Start Imagining
You can wait, it is certainly not a permanent ban. But in case, it’s hard for you to wait, then just go, close your eyes and imagine. Believe me, you’ll be shocked after realizing what your brain can do. Also, you can have fun with your imagination. The best part- nobody would mind it, as it is just your imagination. Win-Win situation, eh.
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4. Try VPN
VPN is the glory hole that you need, after porn getting banned. Though technically VPN stands for Virtual Private Network (now don’t call me a geek, I just googled it, only to look cool.) Okay, I might not sound cool but at least I’m not the one dealing with the Jio ban problem.
Jokes aside, VPN is the easiest and the cheapest way (you don’t have to pay anything) to watch porn on your mobile phone. Just open play store and type VPN in the search bar and start exploring. You owe me for this one.
5. Mastram
If you are finding it hard to imagine things inside your head, you can try Mastram. Or should I say read antarvasna (Hindi sex stories)? You might think it as a flop plan but just go and read the first paragraph of any antarvasna story, then come back and tell me what you think.
You are in for a treat bro. Just saying.
6. Browse YouTube trending page
YouTube trending pages of India region has already surprised me with the weird content and title that they show there. But, I can’t wait to see what suggestions YouTube is going to give after all this Jio banning porn. You should also go there and check if there is something that you can use to entertain yourself.
You never know what you end up finding.
7. Cry for help
Har Ek friend Kamina hota hai, that’s why try to find that one sabse bada Kamina friend in your group, who knows everything about porn. Yeah, that one, who introduced you to new porn stars. These people have been preparing for this day, since the first time they watched porn. So, just go to them and don’t forget to take your hard drive with you.
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8. Go old school, check Ftv
Remember those old school days, when we used to get excited just by seeing cleavages? Well, if you are not willing to use any above-mentioned option, this is the last option that I have for you. Go old school. Sit in front of your cable TV and start browsing through different channels. At least one of them might be showing the content you need. But remember, the show only starts after midnight.
In Conclusion:
I don’t know for how long this ban will be effective, but certainly, this is not a permanent ban. Or in case, if it really is a permanent ban, Jio has just dug up their own grave. Good for them.
Anyway, tell us what are the other sinful ideas do you have to tackle this serious issue?
The nation wants to know!
*wink*
